i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
