That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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