My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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