Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You're earring is so big in my mouth
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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