Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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