ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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