i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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