We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We are all done wearing pants today
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
These tits shall not be calmed
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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