he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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