She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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