If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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