i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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