I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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