Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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