well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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