People with herpes should wear stickers.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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