his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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