I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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