Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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