Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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