Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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