No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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