Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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