K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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