I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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