The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Randomize
