How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Life is so much better after having sex.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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