Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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