How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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