Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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