We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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