what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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