12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
she peed on how many people?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
i out mim tonsoeep
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