I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
