i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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