Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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