fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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