just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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