I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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