do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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