You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
