things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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