"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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