can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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