How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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