But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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