I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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