i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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