what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
