That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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