I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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